• normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
• me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING

• writer: let's get this minor character some screentime
• writer: let's show them how lovable he is
• writer: okay, is everybody in love? right
• writer: now let's kill him

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

mymindpalaceisatardis:

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

the best “oh I wasn’t talking to you” in history

(via the-girl-from-gallifrey)

internetexplorers:

mom please laugh at my jokes

(via whatsacanada)

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character sleeping with their arms draped protectively around you

if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

(Source: ianbboner, via draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin)

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

(via thats-slightly-raven)

nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon

(via assbutt-of-asgard)